Monday, November 23, 2009

Die Übermops




What can I say? I love pugs. They're such bizarre things! My roommate's pug does this frequently. We like to call it "The Superpug". When properly spooked, excited, or otherwise bothered: the little bugger releases an obnoxious amount of energy: Approximately 3,850,000 exajoules* in a furious streak of pug. Wrinkles fluttering in the wind, eyes glazed in madness, tail unfurled: Aerodynamics be damned, this pug shreds the very fabric of time and space with his fury. Snot and boogers are instantaneously vaporized as his nasal passages uncoil to force matter through his engine of a carapace. His gaping maw snorts belts of flame. And for just the briefest of moments, he can see. . . forever. At least that's what we think is going on; thanks to the laws of relativity, specifically those concerning pug-time, we cannot fully observe, or even comprehend what Pig Pug truly experiences. Though if my calculations are correct, the above description is accurate. My illustration totally captures this. It's just so awesome you can't see the flaming coils of plasma radiating from his tremendous interdimensional form.

*The amount of solar energy that the Sun bathes the Earth with in a single year.

6 comments:

David Jackson said...

very creepy, very cool.

Jared said...

Shweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet man! came out great!

seafoodpunch said...

hey dude! Sorry for being redundant...but would you mind if I posted this on http://seafoodpunch.com in a week or so. I'm busy moving to a place in the bay and can't keep up with the posts. And this is just perfect! I'd link it back here too. This almost makes me want to get a dog...but taking care of the one I live with now is giving me second thoughts...

Danny Araya said...

hey found your blog

kim said...

Chris nice work! I'd like to use this in a children's book. Many many pages to look at bring on the characters! Now I need to come up with a story? Or are you writing it?

xenos said...

hate to break it to you, but this sudden burst of energy is not limited to pugs. our old english bulldog typically does this after she does her business. almost like she is declaring she is 10 pounds lighter and can run even faster now. dogs, can't live without them...